What to Bring Along on Your Field Trip to the DMV

DMV

• 19 forms of ID
• 86 pieces of mail to prove you live where you say you do
• Close friend who works for the government, with top security clearance, who has known you since you were in your mother’s womb
• Stool sample
• Hair sample
• Password to your ancestry.com account
• Lunch
• Comfortable shoes
• Change of clothes
• Pillow
• War and Peace (to pass the time)
• 5 two-gallon jugs of coffee

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